The rain in Spain

At the beginning, the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain


All right Liza, say it again.
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. Didn't I saiy that?
No, Eliza, you didn't saiy that.
You didn't even say that. Every night before you go to bed, where you used to say your prayers.... I want you to say: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.... fifty times. You'll get much further with the Lord if you learn not to offend His ears.

And finally.........in English

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
What was that?
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
Again.
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
I think she's got it. I think she's got it.
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
By George, she's got it. By George, she's got it. Now once again. Where does it rain?
On the plain, on the plain
And where's that soggy plain?
In Spain, in Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire....
...Hurricanes hardly happen
How kind of you to let me come
Now once again. Where does it rain?
On the plain, on the plain
And where's that blasted plain?
In Spain, in Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

And in Spanish