The Dictator

Tensions are rising as the standoff between the world community and the rogue North 1. ................... nation of Wadiya intensified today as UN 2....................... inspectors were once again refused access to the country by Wadiyan leader, Admiral general Aladeen.

- I will take no 3................................ off the table and I mean what I say.

Tonight we ask... who is General Aladeen?



According to Wadiyan propaganda Haffaz Aladeen was born in 4.................... He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth. The only son of the savage dictator Omar Aladeen, he gained 5........................ at the age of seven. Often described as 6........................., he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen", including the words positive and negative, causing mass confusion.

-Do you want the Aladeen news, or the Aladeen news ?

- The Aladeen news

- You're HIV-Aladeen

Eccentric, and with unlimited oil 7............................., he recently hosted his own Olympic Games......

- On your mark, get set

....at which  he won 14 gold medals.